michaelstanford
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michaelstanford

Soooooo......Star Dune? 

David Corenswet( I think that’s how you write his last name) Will be the next Superman.

Sir, that’s all fine and good but this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”.

The answer too the Fermi Paradox: Accountant’s 

So........The beginning of the end times is what you’re saying?

Seems we've found the "President of all us black people ".  

Is your horse mother aware of your ntentions?

Im sure whomever does the killing will be giving a full throttle laughter during...so yeah hooray for comedy. And they say comedy kills!!! Hahahahaha

Soooo...basically it's looking like yo mama?

Hmmmm. I'm assuming that the plot will revolve around that ghost containment thing that Dick shut down in GB1 and that's why it's now taking place in the countryside. Someone had the ghost containment shipped out too Oklahoma and  now the storage container is breaking down. 

Fuuuuuuuuckkk you. Listen here i lived the majority of my life not feeling like a “bi” but at the same time being lumped into that group because I like tacos and burritos and even tacos that were once burritos and vice versa . When I found out what pansexuality was I finally felt I found the exact description for my

HFS. This is next lvl. 

Would you prefer if Obama had invented dynamite instead? 

You sound like a real bitter person. May I drink your tears? 

(loooong sigh) I feel bad for you guys because you keep wondering why Pelosi doesn’t want too start impeachment proceedings when she keeps making it painfully clear that any articles of impeachment is practically DOA the minute it hits the senate and immediately will become fodder for Trump and his ilk. I hate that

“Get out".. 

Hey now! Stop making so much sense! S/

When women ask Stephen Miller for a dick pic he just sends a picture of his face... 

Oh, so that’s how we’re doing it DT? Trump is so fat that if he broke his leg gravy would come out. Trump is so fat his underwear size reads in zip codes. Trump is so fat that when he sits around the house he sits a rouuuuund the house. Donald J Trump is so fat that he has night sweets instead of night sweats. Now I

“Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it" - George Constaza.