Just wait until civilians get these, and start robbing banks with them.

Well, as much fun as responding to your trolling has been, it’s rather boring and repetitive at this point. If you come up with new material, let me know on the next article.

It doesn’t make me sad for myself, but rather sad for you. You are actually willing to waste your time on an enthusiast website, while you aren’t an enthusiast. Oh well. Enjoy your door dings.

I don’t need to decide, you decided for yourself with that sentence. If not caring about your vehicle that you spend a lot of money and time on is sane, I’ll be insane any day of the week.

Wasn’t an option on my ‘09.

All I need mention is your last sentence: “A car is just a thing.”

You just spew ignorance, don’t you? People can care about their vehicles, and not have to deal with others vandalising them. Just because someone can afford a vehicle, doesn’t mean that they should repair it because of some ahole. Sounds like you’re the kind of person to ding someone’s car in a parking lot.

Do this all the time. Sometimes have to run after it when the wind catches it and aims it at a vehicle. I know... I still feel like a little kid, though.

I disagree 100%. I have an all original ‘79 Thunderbird with 82,000 kilometers on it, for example. If that gets driven, and gets a door ding, can I just replace that paint with more original paint? Nope.

I disagree. I’ve got an SUV that I baby. Nobody touches it, leans on it, etcetera. Parking lots? Only the very back will do.

I park next to the best, shiniest car. If it’s clean, chances are the owner cares enough to keep up with it.

I’d definitely buy a Fiat 500 Hellcat. With straight pipes, like the Abarath.

The hood definitely looks ready for the Hellcat motor.

So, this tiny little two door weighs lass than a hundred pounds less than my four door Focus, which also has more power. I’ll pass...

Nothing was wrong with the Explorers, though. That was Firestone tires.

Maybe it’s just based on different cities? I live in a small city atm, so they probably need sales more than a normal sized city.

I showed up in a Focus. Not the fanciest of cars, but not too old at the time, and very clean (as always).

Really? As a teen, I went out and test drove brand new V8 muscle cars, no problem. Quick copy of my license, and on my way. One even let me go out with out him.

My Dad had 0ne, complete with Lotus suspension. Pretty sure it was a turbo, as well.

True enough, but it’s a lot more common on FWD.