The prize for peace and economics are two separate prizes. That’s like winning the olympic gold medal in both wrestling and gymnastics.

Nobel Peace Prize in Economics?

“Hey Elon, you just got $200mil from your IPO! What are you going to do now? Disneyland? Private island? Hookers n blow?”

Mom, get off Jalopnik.

Here’s a shot of the aftermath from our GoPro. They landed hard and too far left, bounced, and clipped a cement fence post. That's what launched them

TV antenna. As a child of the 80's, it was a an indicator of one’s baller status. I thought it would be so cool to watch cartoons while going from place to place. However, If the car is in movement, the reality is the reception is going to be spotty.

They were the TV antennas. Most limos I'm aware of don't do OTA TV broadcasts anymore, and the ones that do probably use things like windshield mounted ones instead.

Limousine and Chauffeur Show in Atlantic City in 1988.

Nothing incorrect was said.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

“Ah poor life choices and unscrupulous Craigslist sellers go hand in hand.”

Craigslist and a “restored” 1971 MGB GT.

I would have sued. That’s crazy, and just incompetent on their behalf. Who confuses a C3 with a Prelude?

IT’S A WHITE CAR THAT MUST BE HIM

In 1997ish I’m driving to work at ~0200 (call center life yo) in a white 91 Prelude when a white C3 Vette blows past me somewhere in the triple digits and ducks off a left exit. Didn’t think much on it. A couple minutes later the highway patrol screams up on my rear all lit up. Pull over wondering WTF is going on.…

AAA only runs around $150 a year and they'll tow you 200 miles.

I said some respect, not all. And I know it's harsh but buying a car (which is in way worse shape than you could evaluate it to be in) then crashing it (exceeding its limits hours from home) then paying thousands of dollars to completely refurbish a car doesn't automatically make you awesome. If you change this…

If you're going to own a shitbox beater like this you need to know how to work on it. Otherwise it's going to spend it's life in the shop extracting thousands of dollars from you.

Not to mention the the Caliber is such a horrendous piece of junk that with 300hp it must be TERRIFYING.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.