If only Chuck Todd would go away permanently...

Fuck yeah. I’ve never understood Bills coaches. You suck now, you’ll suck later, at least be entertaining. Do crazy shit, throw deep all the time, never punt, switch players with the Sabres for a week, play with 5 guys on a play just to fuck with the other team, ANYTHING but what they do. I can tolerate bad, but I…

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.

Oh Danny Boyle...the Bonds, the Bonds are calling...

Lemon is #1. Burn in hell, Pang!

Yeah, at this point I’d rather see the NFL players put their protest into more efficacious terms than continue to kneel symbolically.
For example,wouldn’t it be great if players just shifted their protest to the postgame interview instead? Imagine Marshawn Lynch, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined and also to…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I just hope Hitchcock and Scully show up in The Bad Place.

Well, when you have a product glorifying “freedom” and mindless patriotism while using GW’s name and legacy, yes, a disclaimer should be made because it’s time we stop avoiding these truths that are self-evident in the modern world.

I don’t have any expectations after seeing that Carrie Coon wasn’t even nominated for The Leftovers last year, sadly.

I’m partial to a few of the episodes from Season 4 personally, like the one where Martha leaves, but this may be the best overall episode that I can think of.

Never thought Belichick would take an anti-junk science stance, but here we are.

Obviously the first three tracks of The Joshua Tree are objectively correct, but I will happily try to come up with an alternative.

What exactly is the business model of a cupcake place that only has 20 cupcakes?

My karma boner can only get so big.

I’ll allow it only if Offerman never at any point remembers Rashida’s name.

Add swimming events, ice fishing, snowmobiling, winter paintball (stings!), standing outside with no shirt, sauna endurance, a bunch of lumberjack events, thin ice walking, downhill ski relay, ice sumo wrestling (gotta stay on your skates), and the winter triathlon (XC skiing, shooting, speed skating for like a really…

I...knew it? He must be like their Samson. I bet if you shave it off he gets drunk off of three beers and ruins his brats.

It’s to help Mike Pence feel better that his thirsting after Adam Rippon is being rejected, hard and publicly.

There, there, Tom.