I’m surprised he let anything brown near the White House.

If he was being really evil, he’d have just handed out the Mr Goodbars.

I was always fond of Don’s father, throwing the missionary out of his whorehouse with a “I’d say ‘go to hell’, but I never want to see you again”

Gotta hand it to him, his plan really came together. Too bad it all ended so quickly. Sounds like his story rubbed the cops the wrong way.
(see what I did there? eh? eh?)
(rolls own eyes, drops shoulders)
(goes and sits in the corner)

That was the most beautiful excoriation I have ever seen in a comments section.  Fuck Batman, YOU are the hero we deserve

Does the author realize that, just based on the information in this story alone, she could be describing a young Barack Obama? I can imagine, with perfect clarity, a young Barry doing every single thing she cites here as “annoying”. Then I wonder, if Mayor Pete wasn’t white, would this hit-piece be written any…

So, apparently, James Marsden and Joey Tribiani share an agent

That’s not a British accent - Urban is a Kiwi and that’s his natural way of speaking

This is going in Chevys, isn’t it?  Because the type of person who would be excited about ordering cardboard pizza from their car are also the same people who think a Traverse is a good looking vehicle.

Um, the INCEL support group is over on the Vice site, dude.

If you want the combination of Steve Martin surrealism with a Hollywood’s-love-of-Johnny Carson thing, then you go with Craig Ferguson. He’s got that IDGAF attitude without it being Franco-esque. He doesn’t kow-tow to the Hollywood elites. He can actually sing and dance. You’d get a mid-show gag involving audience…

Remains of the Day.  Ishiguro’s novella is nothing but self-loathing, internal monologues about servitude and classism.  The movie is one of the most nuanced stories of unrequited love and regret for collaboration via silence and inaction.  So much is said with only a look by the best performance Anthony Hopkins has…

The hounds must be near the top of the list b/c his sputtering howl of “Bumpasses!!!!!!!!!!” is my favorite insult to use in daily life year round.

This should have been the Super Bowl. This was the Super Bowl we want and deserve. I’m tired of Tom Brady fan-fellatio, or stumble-up teams that had a losing season but bumblef*cked their way through the playoffs, all of it leading to an orgasmic score of 7-3 in a contest of wilts. This game is what we all want our…

Magary articles always read better when you imagine them in H Jon Benjamin’s voice

Ford told Bernard that Delos was watching the guests, not the hosts, to see how they would react to predicated story lines. He also mentioned that Bernard went through a series of fidelity tests, like Papa Delos did.

Classless ass didn’t even congratulate Foles. Walked off the field like a petulant 5 year old. Even Hobo Bill hugged and chatted up Dougie P after the game. Shut up with this “GOAT crap b/c someone who is great is someone who has sportsmanship and class. Brady has neither. All he has is a permanent asterisk next to…

Michael was making the point that sometimes people need a push to find their true nature. In Jason’s case, we’re learning that he’s not inherently bad, he’s just not smart enough to recognize who is or is not a good influence for him. His romances with Janet and Tahani have shown he’s a sweet, devoted, selfless person…

“And then there are the issues about the good people in the Good Place ignoring the torment of others. If you are a person who would enjoy eternal happiness while other people are being eternally tortured how could you deserve place in the Good Place in the first place?”