michaelmoby
MichaelMoby
michaelmoby

Yah, sometimes ambiguous endings don’t work as well as the storyteller think they are going to, but here I think it was used perfectly.

“I said ‘Your friend died screaming about the AFC East’.”

He straight up looks like the mentally challenged henchman of a sugar cane plantation baron.

This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer

These are worse, but only by a very small margin. They’re too narrow and the wicker digs into your legs.  They’re too deep to lean back in while eating, yet if you sit forward, the raised part on the front of the seat cuts off your circulation.

Billy Madison

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be the guy that doesn’t know that everyone is laughing at him.

Netflix or some other streaming service should pick it up. It was just getting great. 

Season 2 is one of the strongest and most distinctive network comedies this season, second only to The Good Place for my money.

Oh well it would require his Bavarian spin on it:
“Ladies and gentleman, allow me if you will to interrupt your delicious strudel for a moment, so that I might offer a pun which I personally find quite delightful, and which I say with a full heart and body: ICE TO MEET YOU!

So the basic complaint here is they didn’t correctly guess what you wanted, and you didn’t tell them.

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simple answer?
daenerys = veruca salt
she wants it now.

Can confirm. I watched in a dark room with my calibrated plasma [fight me] and all of the issues I saw were from the compression that had nothing to do with TV settings or resolution. This are pretty common on most streaming content, they were just extra noticeable in this episode.

“Springtime for Arya and Winterfell!" 

Hardhome Depot

Well, so I’m tending bar up there at the Land of Always Winter last Tuesday and this little guy’s drinking and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the frozen lake.” And I says, “What kind of action?” And he says, “Dragon action. What do I look like?” And I says, “Well what do I

Enough of your lip....

Have these people ever watched the Olympics?

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

“He’s more scarf now than man, twisted and evil.” ~ Amber Heard’s lawyer, Obi-Wan Kenobiwitz