I mean, I'm not a believer in most conspiracies but the guy who ran a massive pedophilia and sex trafficking ring who has dirt on all these power....just happens to commit suicide? Someone is cleaning house.

How would one even do that surgery? I bet the doctor shined a flashlight in here eye for 20 minutes, fucked around on his phone the whole time, and charged her 10 grand. 

I nominate Chris O’Dowd.  He was great in Bridesmaids and hilarious in The IT Crowd.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

I just feel like Chris Pine kind of looks...generic? My order:

My take away from this is that Keanu is Batman.

I know. Like he’s too good to grab my boobs and make a honk-honk noise? Like he’s sooooo much better than me?

Counterpoint: I do want to be touched by Keanu Reeves.

If the guy got his wife killed reaching for his U2 CD, would you really kidnap a roadie and blame Bono?

I’m reading the letters of Sylvia Plath, and in one, she talks about staying up late with her roommate talking about life and their future and all the stuff that roomies ruminate about at late hours, and she mentions how they both get to talking about television (this being 1951, and TVs are still pretty novel), and…

I had assumed that the theme was camp as in summer camp. And I am disappointed to learn that it’s not.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Rich people: “Everything should be earned on merit! But legacy admissions are different because that impacts my family.”

Oh god. I’m not even sure what her point was. Sometimes legacy admissions aren’t so bad, especially when you think about my family? Like, wtf? Also, she’s the living embodiment of white privilege and nepotism. She has no sense of self-awareness and can’t understand there are times when she should really just be quiet.…

I don’t eat deli potato salad ( nastiness) and I don’t eat anything containing mayo from people I don’t know and trust. It’s just a weird thing I do. I know a black woman ( could NOT stand her, former in law) who made potato salad by basically making baby food out the celery, peppers and onions she added by using a…

You’re fired too!

“...I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist...”

For some reason, I find the cardigan detail the most obnoxious aspect of this saga.

I had no opinion of her before but after spending 10-15 minutes on her blog I now think she could vie for the title of Worst Celebrity Offspring, and lord knows it's tough competition.

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm