I need a pantsuit asap. I love em.

Ok but bye piper and Alex. You guys are sooooo fucking boring. Aren’t there enough TV shows about people like them? I will just go (or not) to the Cw or whatever for my vanilla manilla TV.

I really think (ok hope), that she is a closet liberal/feminist. Or that at least pretty soon she will become one. I just like her personality, she’s always so confident and on fire. Cmon megan/megyn/Meghan, come join us! We are way more fun!

She is way stronger than me. I just made a stupid mistake on an exam and I feel like crawling in my bed for the next 3 days.

How is it so smooth??? Is there special cream for wrinkle free cleavage?

Is it too late??? How did I miss this article :( Oh please, Mr. Shrayber, ungray me. I promise to be good.

oh my! I know who this person is! Should I post his name or is that bad? I don’t know Internet etiquette when it involves rapey bros.

also general hula hooping awesomeness

is it just me or is it weird that the article doesn't mention the 4 casualties in the super market? I couldn't either find another article on jezebel mentioning them.