the weirdest thing is that despite his bushy mustache that mario doesn’t have chest hair. or back hair. or belly hair. or ass crack hair. or shoulder hair. or arm hair. or leg hair. or feet hair.

Can we please stop covering this shithead now?

Nice job proving their point.

In case Final Fantasy Brave Exvius wasn’t enough of a side-story for you, Square Enix just launched Final Fantasy Brave Exvius Tap, a Facebook Instant idle-clicker featuring characters from the mobile game. Square Enix is weird.

Probably because Christians, Jews, and Buddhists don’t threaten or carry out violence in response to depicting their deities.

I didn’t know people could talk and type while their heads are in the sand. Neat.

Did you say the same thing when it came to light that the Red Cross was grossly mismanaging donations and doing barely any good with them?

What is the point of satire on an audience too dumb to understand?

This whole thing terrifies me because North Korea’s actions and the Russia investigation are a perfect storm of disaster just waiting to go off.

Welp, now I have a new celebrity crush. Thanks for that.

They did this all wrong. Don’t try and just paste retro lights onto the new model, you have to actually incorporate the new design language into it as well.

The answer?

Pay X-tra to pay respects.

Make Link great again!

That’s a pretty self indulgent way to tell someone you don’t like Beastie Boys.

Maybe I’m hopelessly out of touch (and I have no illusions about the sanctity of the Olympics) but I still don’t buy e-sports as equivalent to physical sports — and thinking about an official having to straight-facedly give “anomaly” a gold medal in FIFA ‘XX makes me cringe.

Fine with this. Esports are not Olympic athletics. But why can’t we create a major Olympic-style esports event, with sections for fighting games, MOBAs, RTS, shooters, etc. Do it every four years. Could be cool.

I don’t think you know enough people in the world.

You seem to have a typo throughout your article. The proper words are “illegal immigrants”. Other than that I agree, it is important to continue to enforce laws and hold criminals responsible for their actions even during natural disasters.