11. Athena: 17,029

I still prefer the Game Boy Advance version. Too bad there’s no easy way to get multiplayer working on a TV console emulator.

If that’s true, it’s more than enough. Even assuming that the default software and games take up half of the storage, there’s enough left over for hundreds of add-on games - NES ROM files are usually between 25 and 200 kilobytes.

For what it’s worth, Windows seems to flag a lot of executables without signed publisher signatures as malware, especially if they include characters outside of the default language setting. (Indie developers tend to skip this step, especially on quick-and-dirty tools for other enthusiasts.)

It’s not even condescending. We’re laughing at Conan because he has no idea how to play these games, what’s going on, even how basic controls work. He’s a witty guy desperately trying to crack jokes while failing miserably. (Almost like he’s some kind of, you know, clueless gamer.) It’s like trying to watch a…

This is the correct answer. I know digital artists who are super frustrated that some of their best work can never be shown publicly because it’s tied up with an NDA for a project that never made it to production. As long as the company is still around, the NDA is generally enforceable. Obviously that’s not always the…

This is Aegislash. She’s got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

Or they can just sit down in one of the many comfy chairs that Barnes & Noble has EXACTLY FOR THIS PURPOSE.

I bought one of those off Amazon a while back. They’re awful. The completed mechs look good thanks to a ton of custom plastic work, but they fall apart at the joints almost immediately and the balance is so awful that it’s nearly impossible to stand them up on their own feet. The lack of thought that went into those…

Sights. Set their sights. As in gun sights. Not sites, like websites.

One Sony Android tablet was basically a plus-sized DS. I wrote up a review for a gadget site when it was released. The design was... ill-advised.

Yes, it turns out that that Steam users really like Valve games.

I’m digging the multiple forms angle - seems like Kirby without all the hunting for themed enemies. The 2D art looks fantastic, too.

If I remember correctly, one unit of a low-value good like coal is basically worthless. Even thousands together wouldn’t amount to the loot of a couple of beginner missions. The annoying alerts the player will receive from thousands of tiny gifts will send the correct Grinch-y message here.

God dammit, Nappa.

I’m not your pal, buddy. And if you’re not upset, why are you correcting something that isn’t a mistake?

It’s not autocorrect per se. Mobile Chrome handles text boxes in a terrible way, moving the cursor to the wrong spot, deleting or repeating letters when you try to edit, skipping several characters and swapping others around. It’s a mess, especially when you throw in spell check and keyboard suggestions.

Yeah, sorry. Mobile auto-correct.

I think you need to shift your perspective on Kingsmen. Think of it less as a straight action movie, and more of a Bond spoof that goes the extra mile to actually replicate the crazy action scenes.

I saw it, and I was aware of it before everyone got bent out of shape - hell, the announcers mention it at every Packers game. But they still call him HaHa during the game, because that’s what’s on the official roster. It’s even on the title of his Wikipedia page. Presumably if Clinton-Dix was as upset as you seem to…