“DemocRATs hurt my arm!”

He’s gonna live-tweet his own heart attack and it is, quite frankly, going to own.

as a side note, the “actual cost/benefit analysis” on things like “everything within 11 feet of sea level becomes first a flood risk zone, then underwater” has been run. it’s pretty bad it turns out

I would prefer Senate Republicans to have to acquit on article after article and for there to be tons of them. I don’t want the scope narrowed. That said,

TRUMP: I ordered this steak well-done and with ketchup. What the hell is this green shit?

“I mean it occurred, good or bad...”

Papa was a rolling caillou.

“He will have the choose whether to break the law or honor his responsibility to the constitution.”

But Papa went out for baguettes and never came back.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/this-is-not-the-way-everybody-behaves-how-adam-neumanns-over-the-top-style-built-wework-11568823827

I’m not convinced of Ziegler’s ultimate conclusion—that Sandusky is innocent. But I do agree with him that the case is much more ambiguous and unusual than the conventional press accounts suggest.

Lewis cited being “deeply concerned about the future of our democracy”

I grew up in State College, I went to school with Sandusky’s kid, the one in prison for soliciting minors. I’ve been in Sandusky’s basement. I play tackle football in Sunset Park near Joepa’s place, pretending to be Shane Conlan or DJ Dozier. I know what that town is like, and how it venerated the football program.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

I love how he does the Jack Nicholson part even though nobody is doing the Tom Cruise part.

He’s the guy in The Slammin Salmon reading War and Peace at the table. 

Is this guy building a ship in a bottle or trying to comprehend the plot of Mullholand Drive at his table or something? What are you doing that is so intrinsically focused that a server checking in is shattering your peace? You’re in a different culture, if we come to your country we would be seen as rude Americans if…

“That’s how you become a cannibal, Dee. Once you’ve had a taste of delicious, delicious human meat, none of these things Skittles ever satisfy you again.”