Paul told Politico. “If [Cheney] runs, it may be the most significant Republican primary in the country. She’ll have to decide whether she wants to match conservative credentials with somebody who actually lives in Wyoming and has been there her whole life.”

You DO lose a lot of weight after you die.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Cotton balls have a million household uses, so good on you, Whimsicott.

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

I prefer a man who does deliver a win to a man who could deliver a win.

Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Before they were rendered insane by the members’ chittering in their blasphemous tongue, sources say Waldman was recently sighted attending church services with Stephen Miller at the local Esoteric Order of Dagon! Will she take the Three Oaths for an infinite supply of gold and fish?

He doesn’t start that one very strong...

Somehow this dumbfuck ideology persists even though Trump was supposedly the least-electable 2016 Republican candidate.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

“Vazquez, born Felipe Rivero”

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Pretty sure that is just a regular fish from Alita: Battle Angler.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

I’ve noticed that lately media personalities/celebrities/comedians (looking at you Dave Chappelle and Jerry Seinfeld) feel like they are entitled to a positive response to all of their comments/jokes no matter what. And that if a listener/reader/audience member does not like something that was said, then the…