Pivoting hard... to word salad?

Is it a couch or is it a sandwich?

trump brain status:

A Biden adviser says he’ll make the case at this week’s debate that Democrats need a nominee who can offer “more than plans”

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

a baby that Sanders kindly asked to “keep that down a little bit” when they were shrieking.

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

Trump: I’ve got this cockamamie idea that we should nuke hurricanes.

Me every time I read some blurb about this vacuous pratt

“Nick Jonas and Awkwafina will make you Clutch. Your. PEARLS."

Must get his take on “Bitch McConnell.”

Add this to the myriad reasons to ban guns outright.

I think Bret is about to get a little vacation time. 

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”