Definitely not. Would DBZ Fighters have gotten as big as it did if Goku was mute? Obviously the nuts and bolts matter for tournaments, but you put a real limit on your licensed fighter with that huge part of the fan service stripped from it 

Piece of shit takes umbrage at being called out for being a piece of shit. You can really see why these ghouls took such a shine to Trump.

Postmortem, probably.

This is pretty clearly self-harm and someone needs to step in and help him.

Nancy Pelosi and John Kennedy are equally bad, clearly. I remember when Nancy said Roe v. Wade was “totally illogical”.

Jim Spanfeller is the Good n’ Plenty of humans.

“I have to walk HOW far to get to the mound!?”

But nothing to fix his colorblindness?

Pleasantly surprised to find Michael Rapaport has not become a Deadspin contributor.

The Tecate/Corona rivalry has really gotten out of hand.

Someone should claim “lay down with a dog, get fleas” is a bible verse so people actually fucking heed it.

Tame. Now give the animal the same option and you’ve got appointment television.

All the worst people are deathly afraid of Sanders and Warren. I hope Spanfeller and co. piss their pants daily at the thought of one of them being president.

The graphics make it look like a right wing Magic the Gathering clone.

When Ted Cruz has the moral high ground on you it’s time to review your life choices.

Turkey Fucks Chicken

To make you take the bus to go eat babies?

Can we officially put to rest the notion held by some that this is all some nefarious masterwork and accept that he’s just a narcissistic old fool that does whatever the fuck he feels like, even if it’s in his own best interest not to?

Gruden can’t be fired until Snyder’s PI is done trying to dig up reasons to not pay him for the rest of his contract.

“Geriatric political sub/dom”: the Pornhub search we were forced to watch on CNN.