This gritty reboot of “Grumpy Old Men” really sucks.

The team had staff writer Ryan Mink write a slobbering article where he recapped half of what happened and made sure to note Humphrey wasn’t at fault for anything

June 29: A fan is hit in the ribs by a foul ball that bounced off a seat at Minute Maid park. 

Do it the Trump way: take the dogs now and renege on the bill.

Capone’s vault is where the secret Democratic e-mail servers are.

He must feel a kinship with Trump in that they’re both dumbfucks who think their words at fancy dinners with friends won’t get out to the public.

It pretty quickly blows their excuse to shit, that’s for sure.

“You’re going to die without this parachute.”

Mike Brown will jump at the chance to only have to write one check for his head coach and groundskeeper.

There’s no greater window into the narcissistic basket of cobwebs that is Trump’s brain than when he talks about the “Witch Hunt”. The most destructive ever is not when hundreds of innocent people were burned alive, it’s the one where he was questioned and had to go on Twitter to defend himself.

“So how do you make the money?” seems like an important question to ask, but hey look there’s a rap man doing stuff! Where’s the blow?

When Scorsese has first dibs on “doddering old Italian” casting, you have to get creative.

A man saw the Kavanaugh debacle and thought “Why don’t I act like these people, but just for fun!”.

Rabbit holes are most definitely filled with copious amounts of shit, so I still think the term works.

Only if you consider what these children are seeking “political”. Old men playing old games, while the kids are faced with the concequences. This movement is no more “political” than someone putting up their hands in a fight or refusing to drink poison. It’s a fight for survival, and only the ones who will be long…

“I can handle the truth, the best truth. The people love Trump’s truth.”

If Star Wars Battlefront II was free like this shovelware I don’t think anyone would care about the lootboxes.

For the main character’s final exam, I teamed up with Colonel Sanders to make a KFC Famous Bowl

Kids today, expecting awards they didn’t earn!

A similar letter was presented to the World Health Assembly in May and was signed by the United States, Brazil, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Haiti, Ghana, Nigeria, and Iraq.