Ducttapeon for Sword/Shield

I’m pretty sure those back-breaking interceptions count as “losing” you a game, but hey I’m no Footballsciengician.

Just a friendly suggestion from a guy who understands the fairer sex about as well as quantum physics.

Oh right. How much gas and groceries do those things buy? How many credits of college tuition?

Someone needs to tell Dell Curry that his wife cheated on him with a robot.

“Mets plague” has clearly spread throughout the entire area. I expect Sam Darnold to be dead by next week.

You can put ”honor” in the same garbage bin as “thoughts and prayers”. Give the kid his rightfully earned money.

Why is he still being put on television?

Rats being filed to “BEEF” is also an Arby’s specialty.

It’s better to eat at Denny’s rather than eat from the garbage, but you shouldn’t actively seek out Denny’s.

“pragmatic” code for being useless

“But how many views did the post get?”

I believe him. It’s pretty clear based on his track record that he wouldn’t never target an opposing player’s ankle.

“Cancel culture” is just “Ugh, fuck this guy” on a grand scale, and people do this all the time in their personal lives. That it involves a celebrity rather than your crazy aunt doesn’t make it a unique movement.

Is it really that absurd of a request to ask for a President with sharp mental agility? Sure, when the Easter Egg hunt comes around the engines don’t have to fire immediately, but there are also a lot of very possible scenarios where yeah, I’d like to have someone with The Button to be light on their feet and able to…

Tell that to Shawn Bradley.

Mister (p)Ed

The only positive of this administration is that we get to see so many assholes fired in disgrace.

The con where the most popular cosplay is always “piece of shit”.

It takes a lot of effort to make the dude in a Redskins jersey the good guy.