Do you come from a planet where Cuphead and Blaster Master don’t exist? You can make good looking platformers with a retro feel and sell thousands of copies.

“Bruins Dan” is quite the achievement in the hockey martial arts.

It’s okay, Spoink. Like all of us in life, you just have to find the right partner that bounces at your rhythm.

Wehner appeared on The Fan Morning Show on Pittsburgh’s 97.3 Tuesday to reveal the results of his seance with Dietrich’s grandfather.

But it’s May 2019. It’s absolutely the time to care that Joe Biden sucks. Pick a better candidate because as evidenced by Trumpy throttling the likes of Jeb! and winning the election, being assumed to be the candidate with “the best chance to win” is worth jack-shit.

“HHS finalized the conscience rule after more than a year of careful consideration and after analyzing over 242,000 public comments,”

On the ultra-processed diet, the volunteers ate an average of 500 extra calories a day, gained body fat and about a pound of weight by the two-week mark; on the unprocessed diet, they lost body fat and dropped that same pound.

Bob Newhart needs to learn to enjoy himself a little more.

A Poo-litzer winning piece to be sure.

xxVIPER69: lulz, headshotted u nub

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Eli will teach this young Padawan learner the ways of the three yard checkdown.

“Forget it Pikachu. It’s Pallet Town."

Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

Definitive proof that Lowry does actually have balls come playoff time.

The only positive about this administration is that their incompetence makes their evil more of a slow-moving, inefficient one.

/looks at a slice of apple pie and a bowl of human fingers

You call them the “LOLKnicks” and then tell them to trade Zion Fucking Williamson for spare parts.

Well, their second pick is black and got popped for PEDs, generally a “culture no-no” for prospects. I think they might just be fucking stupid.

USC as a member of their esteemed rowing team.