It was karmic retribution to be reincarnated as Jewish but he was too much of a piece of shit and just ran with it.

And then make his mentally ill clent sign a form that says “Great job, Mike!” right before shit went down.

Mentioning Jacoby Ellsbury and Troy Tulowitzki are injured is akin to noting JFK and Napoleon are dead.

The water company doesn’t accept an SB Nation blog post, unfortunately.

But not once is the argument that the writers were properly compensated for their time, which is where the issue lies. Should ESPN staffers be paid less because of the “privilege” of having their name in the end credits of a show on national television? Fuck no.

Gotta get out and win the “Wears Other People’s Skin” vote in 2020!

“My concern is that tightening requirements through the political process risks politicizing an issue that we can’t allow to be politicized if we’re going to maintain public health,”

The enemy of my enemy is just another scumbag with a different tie.

The Ringer staff is hard at work figuring out how to blame this on Kyrie Irving.

The last thing America needs is these white supremacist nutjobs being able to purchase “military-grade” weapons easily, dumbfuck.

We have a late entrant tanking for the chance to pick Zion.

That seems a little premature.

But as noted in the piece, you can’t separate the character when using the guy’s actual wife as the presenter of these awards. She wasn’t the Ultimate Warrior’s valet or something.

A rich white man abusing an uncompensated black laborer is just part of Michigan State’s intensive American History program.

Considering “The Walking Dead” is still pulling ratings somehow, I’d expect the Reagan/McCain ticket to do quite well.

Meanwhile Randy Gregory just chilled on a couch eating Doritos and watching Pineapple Express.

Written? The section on this era is just going to be a never-ending loop of the gif of a monkey pissing into his mouth.

This is a really terrible wrestling Angle.

Thanks for letting a 6'6" pedophile roam free, Hollywood.

Portland should probably stop giving Turkish cabinet officials court-side seats.