No buy until he has a furry mushroom dick.

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

But it was for much more money, therefore morally correct.

Goddamn snowflakes. Everybody knows a REAL man blames others for his own failures!

Did exchange rates change? Because that part of The Process seems to be working even better in Canada.

And I’m pretty confident that all of CNN was not huddled around one computer to help make this statement and the vast majority of their employees are working on stories.

I tend to go more the route of “Jimmy Butler was 100% percent right” than “Please stop being mean to KAT”.

James is embracing both the look and insanity of near-death Orson Welles.

Yeah. And did you hear Marvel had the audacity to sell Avengers 3 on Blu-Ray and digital formats? Shameless cash grab. You lazy people can just Torrent the movie for free!

The cognitive dissonance needed to call something a “shameless cash grab” while advocating stealing as an alternative is certainly impressive.

I think we can all rest easy knowing that Maryland is investigating their “toxic” football culture.

Pretty sure I’ve seen a World of Warcraft guild with that name.

What’s with the red “H”? Did Hell sponsor the billboard?

The only solace I took from this picture was that Corn Hitler’s office was appropriately small. It’s like he was moved to a closet and took a Confederate flag instead of a Swingline.

It’s bad enough the Russian bots try to ruin our elections, now they’re going around saying that french fries go with pizza before hot dogs?

When you can take this “distinction” in a week that Nathan Peterman started you really done fucked up.

Those Ferengi are always making trouble.

Teacher dressed as the Statue of Liberty while holding up a wall should have collapsed upon herself in an irony singularity.

I’m glad the voices in your head were able to answer that question for you.

Dude, everyone can see your comment history. Derrick Rose doesn’t give a shit that you’re out here fighting the Internet for him. Find something more productive to do.