Oh Pooh! Always getting your head stuck in hunny pots and not knowing the meaning of consent. Adorable!

Nooooo way. Isn’t Charlottesville what happens when too many of these people get together?

Considering he’s using a tactic also used by Donald Trump Jr., I think he needs an amazing lawyer.

What pictures are you looking at? Those are clearly cans of piss.

How about “for” the preservation of abortion rights!? God Almighty there’s no helping you people.

“ You were mean to me! So now I’m not enthusiastic about voting against fascists and racists!”

To be fair, voting just isn’t fun and exciting enough!

Are we just going to keep getting inundated with these pieces where writers employed at the Corpse of Gawker try to make themselves feel better about being complicit in Trump being elected president?

“Man Crushed By Steer 2K18" was pretty awesome, so he may have a point.

I’m shocked that Jameis Winston was somehow supplanted as the worst Seminole.

Rutgers should put up a plaque: “Last in Wins, First in Not Killing Students or Covering Up Rape”.

“BEACH WEEK” continues on in perpetuity for the Ivy League.

Is Maryland Football even worthy of being considered a “hill to die on”?

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

Proving “Cheesebutt” wrong by giving even less of a shit is a bold strategy.

Saddest birthday parties:

Not the ones calling it a “false flag” operation dumb fuck.

Live action Cowboy Bebop would basically be Firefly.:-P

And predators often target people (a child, in this case) with emotional/mental/substance abuse issues because they know they’re more vulnerable.

It’s contradictory because the other party has made it their life’s work to strip down the closest inroads the country has made towards “government sponsored health insurance for all”.