A member of Bill Cosby’s defense team has joined us here in the comments!

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.

“BIG MAD” has long dominated the satirical magazine market and turned our children gay by covering their pages with estrogen. Also, George Soros created Spy vs Spy.

But 10 points for sticking the landing.

At least they didn’t give Nate Solder a massive contract in a rebuilding year. That would be really stupid!

That is a ridiculous list. How does an infamous stripper scandal not preclude Patrick from even being mentioned, much less being the “most boringest”?

“FEAR NONE”, especially boundaries and sobriety.

But then we’d need a report on which cheerleaders are being unpatriotic sluts and wearing leggings in freezing weather.

“Meadowlands Nice” is a new kind of heroin, right?

Man, you’re gonna go nuts when you have to fit the XFL into all of this!

/Durkin puts “narcissistic sociopath” on resume, becomes Cabinet member

Fighting the expansion of healthcare availability to citizens in need at every turn definitely kills them, don’t worry.

Or killed in a consulate while trying to get marriage paperwork.

This has been the calling card of coverage of the Trump administration in general. It’s not so much the shittiness, the grifting or general incompetency, it’s the brazenness of it all.

When the most “progressive” member of a company’s hierarchy spent his career telling people to blow him, this is not terribly surprising.

I’m not understanding the assertion that the Sacramento Kings are an NBA team.

Hitler was tailored far too well to be a proper comp to the Saggy Wet President.

Somebody needs to remind him that if Israel does it, he’s required to say it’s awesome.

Burnt Flowers Fallen

Did you actually even think about this statement and how stupid it was before you farted it into the Interwebs?