Get the fuck out of here. This dirtbag still acts like Manafort didn’t do anything.

But what of the boners!?

My stars, it’s like Deadspin regularly makes fun of sports-adjacent MAGA dickheads or something. Next you’ll be telling me that Splinter is out there mocking David Brooks!

“Hello, you have reached the President of the United States. In order for him to care about your plight against the libs, please deposit 5,000 dollars. Have a MAGA day!”.

Jesus, it’s bad enough they have to spend three days in Boston, now you’re gonna give them shit about where they stay?

Spider-Man just needs a sweet old lady with magical healing kisses. Maybe Aunt May can make a deal with Mephisto.

“I want it so bad,” he said, “I’m drinking as much of it as I can, and I’m having a blast.”

Hey, if you can’t get behind a plucky young squad that had a reigning MVP gifted to them for spare parts by one oftheir best players in franchise history, maybe you should just give up on sports.

Someone remove Ivana Tinkle’s press credentials immediately!

Maybe McGowan is “unstable” thanks to the abuse she suffered? But nah, into the trash with that crazy lady.

McGowan was assaulted by Harvey Weinstein. Sorry that’s not apparently enough of an accredation to be a visible part of the movement.

Is the 409 the highway to Hell?

I keep getting told to root for the meteor, and yet this game still seems to be on the schedule.

Idiot files “attempted rape” under “sleazy".

This is what diversity naturally fixes. Rather than having to ask yourself “Is this fucked up?”, you have a friend/colleague/person looking at your phone to say “Yes, white cis male. It is.”.

Was really hoping to see Dan Schneider’s mugshot, but oh well.

“What was so notable is that Allen appeared unfazed by all the mediocrity.”

Ugh. Constant sports success is wasted on you perpetually aggrieved babies.

“you can clearly see the same guy who shouted “spic” screaming, “Beaners! Spics!””