And I’m pretty confident that all of CNN was not huddled around one computer to help make this statement and the vast majority of their employees are working on stories.

I tend to go more the route of “Jimmy Butler was 100% percent right” than “Please stop being mean to KAT”.

James is embracing both the look and insanity of near-death Orson Welles.

Yeah. And did you hear Marvel had the audacity to sell Avengers 3 on Blu-Ray and digital formats? Shameless cash grab. You lazy people can just Torrent the movie for free!

The cognitive dissonance needed to call something a “shameless cash grab” while advocating stealing as an alternative is certainly impressive.

I think we can all rest easy knowing that Maryland is investigating their “toxic” football culture.

Pretty sure I’ve seen a World of Warcraft guild with that name.

What’s with the red “H”? Did Hell sponsor the billboard?

The only solace I took from this picture was that Corn Hitler’s office was appropriately small. It’s like he was moved to a closet and took a Confederate flag instead of a Swingline.

It’s bad enough the Russian bots try to ruin our elections, now they’re going around saying that french fries go with pizza before hot dogs?

When you can take this “distinction” in a week that Nathan Peterman started you really done fucked up.

Those Ferengi are always making trouble.

Teacher dressed as the Statue of Liberty while holding up a wall should have collapsed upon herself in an irony singularity.

I’m glad the voices in your head were able to answer that question for you.

Dude, everyone can see your comment history. Derrick Rose doesn’t give a shit that you’re out here fighting the Internet for him. Find something more productive to do.

Oh Pooh! Always getting your head stuck in hunny pots and not knowing the meaning of consent. Adorable!

Nooooo way. Isn’t Charlottesville what happens when too many of these people get together?

Considering he’s using a tactic also used by Donald Trump Jr., I think he needs an amazing lawyer.

What pictures are you looking at? Those are clearly cans of piss.

How about “for” the preservation of abortion rights!? God Almighty there’s no helping you people.