That is a ridiculous list. How does an infamous stripper scandal not preclude Patrick from even being mentioned, much less being the “most boringest”?

“FEAR NONE”, especially boundaries and sobriety.

But then we’d need a report on which cheerleaders are being unpatriotic sluts and wearing leggings in freezing weather.

“Meadowlands Nice” is a new kind of heroin, right?

Man, you’re gonna go nuts when you have to fit the XFL into all of this!

/Durkin puts “narcissistic sociopath” on resume, becomes Cabinet member

Fighting the expansion of healthcare availability to citizens in need at every turn definitely kills them, don’t worry.

Or killed in a consulate while trying to get marriage paperwork.

This has been the calling card of coverage of the Trump administration in general. It’s not so much the shittiness, the grifting or general incompetency, it’s the brazenness of it all.

When the most “progressive” member of a company’s hierarchy spent his career telling people to blow him, this is not terribly surprising.

I’m not understanding the assertion that the Sacramento Kings are an NBA team.

Hitler was tailored far too well to be a proper comp to the Saggy Wet President.

Somebody needs to remind him that if Israel does it, he’s required to say it’s awesome.

Burnt Flowers Fallen

Did you actually even think about this statement and how stupid it was before you farted it into the Interwebs?

Get the fuck out of here. This dirtbag still acts like Manafort didn’t do anything.

But what of the boners!?

My stars, it’s like Deadspin regularly makes fun of sports-adjacent MAGA dickheads or something. Next you’ll be telling me that Splinter is out there mocking David Brooks!

“Hello, you have reached the President of the United States. In order for him to care about your plight against the libs, please deposit 5,000 dollars. Have a MAGA day!”.

Jesus, it’s bad enough they have to spend three days in Boston, now you’re gonna give them shit about where they stay?