Holy shit this lady:

It’s a bad sign when your best DB can’t even cover his own ass properly.

Just now he “doesn’t have to be a Knicks fan”? Is the 3500 dollars going towards removing the jersey someone apparently stapled to him?

But saying “I’m just doing this because I’m a sleazy grifter” doesn’t get the kidz to smash that like button!

When Ebeneezer Scrooge was presented with the suffering of children he caused, he cried.

It’s pathetic you’re blaming “gaming culture” for this. You know the rest of the world has massive gaming events without murders, right?

Maxx creates headroom

Hey, it was a good run. At least this group can look back on the...ZERO PENNANTS!?

You don’t know how quotation marks work, do you? She’s an American. Full stop. If you wanna be a pissbaby about the language she speaks I’m sure you can talk about it on Stormfront.

Yet LeBron always gets asked.

Of course there was an American in need of medical assistance right there, but fuck it we got what we came for so lets abandon her at a gas station.

And people are allowed to shit on him for it, as they did. So there’s the backlash. The fuck are you talking about?

I’m genuinely curious: have you heard anything about this backlash being coordinated by the WWE?

“Two Insufferable Teams Combine Forces For One Really Big Piece of Shit”

All of Musk’s plans are just a game of SimCity with an infinite money code and disasters turned off.

I think it was completely accidental. Saying Urena hit Acuna on purpose would imply the Marlins had an actual plan in place.

Maling them watch War Machine fight seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

I wish I had realized “But Wade Boggs only gets hits 30 percent of the time!” could have helped me get away with a 65 in math class.

I come to a baseball game to watch that hitter succeed that 30 percent of the time, because I’m hoping that other 70 percent of the time he’s being bested by his opponents. Not a fucking ump that messed up the strike zone with a gift strike.

“Ha, stupid Barves. Way to support a shitlord.