It’s easier to get Mom put in a nursing home than you would think, Marshall.

Counterpoint: Hulk Hogan sucks.

“Next on NPR: racist is still racist.”

“The late Macho Man Randy Savage gets to deliver bug-eyed promos and drop flying elbows in an international blockbuster—a crossover feat his old rival Hulk Hogan never equaled.”

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.

His mush brain is just so completely lost to branding everything that he capitalizes complete nonsense. He clearly wants to put “Rigged Witch Hunt” on a mug and sell it to idiots.

Something tells me the people of Charlottesville won’t be hurting for press coverage just because they dont want to be next to a puff piece about Richard Spencer in The NYT.

Old man yells at cloud computing.

That Trump would put a crony of his in charge? Or not give any fucks about how it impacts the environment?

There needs to be no other reason. He’ll put Ivanka or some golfing buddies in charge of it. And whatever reports detailing the impact it has on the environment will be used as toilet paper.

It’s a very easy thought process: did Trump come up with it?

Cats are always trying to pin it on the dog.

He did get into a beef with Charles Oakley. Perhaps his subconscious wants him to be destroyed.

This is if Kirk Van Houten’s dad had been a wealthy media baron.

If you’re going to go full “The Butcher” from Gangs of New York at least have a dashing mustache!

The next Tim Tebow passes up on a gift of third base.

And yet the tax cuts won’t help these people pictured, and the “damn immigrants” won’t want to live in their methed-up trailer parks anyways.

My god that picture. It’s like a convention spawned from Satan’s anus where the only cosplay options are “The Empire” and “Duck Dynasty”.

Dave is gonna be really cross about this one.