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Stars from Russian bots don’t count.

This is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen posted on this site.

The Patriots have listed Knox’s status as “day to day”.

Can you blame them? The ease of color coordination between being a Trump CHUD and Ohio St. idiot is tough to pass up.

Jared, who has a more stilted bearing, is a listener and a helper-outer: he volunteers to officiate at weddings—he’s done two—and performs pro-bono real-estate work for his friends.

Accountability can’t be THAT important if you still have a job after 3 wins.

Similarly, I dress like Hitler when I need my gutters cleaned.

Congratulations, Trumpy. You are no longer the elected official worst at taking a Stunner.

And JoePa was worried he was going to be lonely in Big 10 hell.

Since this is Twitter, I’m sure Doolittle will get to talk with the animals again shortly.

You would also assume committing treason would be done “quietly and secretly” Rudy, but when your client is a loudmouth moron who tweets the first thing that pops into his head this is what you get.

That was explained in the first line IN BOLD you illiterate moron.

You’d fuck a gerbil? One that was just up another person’s ass?

I’ve known people like that. The endgame is always that they want to drop the N-bomb with impunity.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

Just look at them like major cities. Sure, there’s some really bad parts in the ocean, but avoid them and you can still have a really nice time hanging around in it.

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

Listen Mike Matheny, we know you just put in that last part so we wouldn’t think it was you.