This. It’s compounding a selfish act: not only did he betray her trust, now he’s deciding that she doesn’t get to use that knowledge to decide what her next step should be.

I think it’s mostly that the dolts that called for “civility” had the horse kick them in the head today and went “Ohhh, right. The man whose administration and allies we want citizens to be nice to is a treasonous pawn.”.

Monogamy is difficult, sure. But as usual, the cheater only cares for the part where their partner is asked to be with one person.

“10 Reasons Why Some Chode Bought Gawker.com”

Good fortune that the cop’s taser was apparently malfunctioning.

“Deep state” is option C in the Republican multiple choice question of “Who to blame?” if Mexicans or Clintons just sound a little too silly.

Oh god, one of THOSE people. You can’t just peel the delicious skin off the meat and leave the rest!

Nah, makes no sense. You need at least three of those words in all caps.

Real handy that the warning and the picture pop up right at the same time. Thanks guys.

I don’t think the Yankees have enough 1B/DH types in their system for the Orioles’ tastes.

He totally ran from that pregnant lady he crashed into. Does that count as a forfeit?

Hey, hating the troops is way cool now.

Did Mickey piss on the flag, then?

Makes the participants at Wimbledon look pretty stupid for not bringing a hovering clown machine.

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

Was hoping to see Dana White on the floor tapping considering the title.

Right, guns won’t be hard to get anyways. So let’s just make them all illegal!

Gabe Kapler: loves rubbin’ one out 42-36

Fortunately for the Knicks, Enes Kanter opting in will act as a nice chastity belt this year.

And by striking down the man who goes after testicles, a new hero to fellow dogs was born.