Oh god, one of THOSE people. You can’t just peel the delicious skin off the meat and leave the rest!

Nah, makes no sense. You need at least three of those words in all caps.

Real handy that the warning and the picture pop up right at the same time. Thanks guys.

I don’t think the Yankees have enough 1B/DH types in their system for the Orioles’ tastes.

He totally ran from that pregnant lady he crashed into. Does that count as a forfeit?

Hey, hating the troops is way cool now.

Did Mickey piss on the flag, then?

Makes the participants at Wimbledon look pretty stupid for not bringing a hovering clown machine.

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

Was hoping to see Dana White on the floor tapping considering the title.

Right, guns won’t be hard to get anyways. So let’s just make them all illegal!

Gabe Kapler: loves rubbin’ one out 42-36

Fortunately for the Knicks, Enes Kanter opting in will act as a nice chastity belt this year.

And by striking down the man who goes after testicles, a new hero to fellow dogs was born.

I always tell my meth dealer that it’s for neck pain. He doesn’t care, but I pride myself on honesty.

The Royals are also the ones with the Spring Training “porn is evil” seminar. So I assume there’s some shitty religious angle here.

It’s okay ma’am. They don’t use the exploding baseballs anymore.

They figured it was easier to get cooperation from Pizza Rat’s estate than ODB's.

Designated Holder

Immigrant children are the new whoopee cushion/banana peel.