It takes a special kind of stupid to hire a doughy and balding former Trump adviser named “Boris” to peddle your fair and balanced crap.

You think stealing children and putting them in cages is “easy”? Yikes...

They’re all Fredo.

It’s not America’s fault that all these kids have a bizarre, almost familial attachment to the dastardly sex traffickers.

I don’t think the daycares that kept the children from seeing their parents for weeks were very popular, Lynn.

I would put massive odds on Miller. Bannon is pretty standard fare as right-wing operatives go , but I could see Miller walking out of the White House with a baby’s head in his mouth.

Did you miss where I said it was legal? But of course that STILL doesn’t stop you from bringing up the first amendment.

But this guy’s views are that Trump is a piece of shit, which is a far cry from some conservative nut dropping heiling Hitler or some shit.

But he called Wilbon a shithead because he’s a shithead. You wouldn’t want Deadspin to have to lie, would you?

The Capitals however, are welcome to come. Ovechkin can even have some nuclear launch codes as a parting gift.

Worst game included with a graphics card ever.

I enjoy all the non-sequiturs here. Nice of Arkham to grant you Internet access.

The problem here is the author assumes there is a “peak” for the Mets. Their incompetence is the never-ending staircase in Mario 64.

In his defense,

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Makes me feel really shitty for staying for the end credits of Infinity War.

“Fake news” bad, fake history good.

So basically they should remove the anthem since the fans are there to watch football, and this will allow the game to start sooner.

The guy’s stated on numerous occasions that the 65-win Rockets do not “suck”.

The “Wade Boggs Challenge” is not for everyone.