Right, guns won’t be hard to get anyways. So let’s just make them all illegal!

Gabe Kapler: loves rubbin’ one out 42-36

Fortunately for the Knicks, Enes Kanter opting in will act as a nice chastity belt this year.

And by striking down the man who goes after testicles, a new hero to fellow dogs was born.

I always tell my meth dealer that it’s for neck pain. He doesn’t care, but I pride myself on honesty.

The Royals are also the ones with the Spring Training “porn is evil” seminar. So I assume there’s some shitty religious angle here.

It’s okay ma’am. They don’t use the exploding baseballs anymore.

They figured it was easier to get cooperation from Pizza Rat’s estate than ODB's.

Designated Holder

Immigrant children are the new whoopee cushion/banana peel. 

It takes a special kind of stupid to hire a doughy and balding former Trump adviser named “Boris” to peddle your fair and balanced crap.

You think stealing children and putting them in cages is “easy”? Yikes...

They’re all Fredo.

It’s not America’s fault that all these kids have a bizarre, almost familial attachment to the dastardly sex traffickers.

I don’t think the daycares that kept the children from seeing their parents for weeks were very popular, Lynn.

I would put massive odds on Miller. Bannon is pretty standard fare as right-wing operatives go , but I could see Miller walking out of the White House with a baby’s head in his mouth.

Did you miss where I said it was legal? But of course that STILL doesn’t stop you from bringing up the first amendment.

But this guy’s views are that Trump is a piece of shit, which is a far cry from some conservative nut dropping heiling Hitler or some shit.

But he called Wilbon a shithead because he’s a shithead. You wouldn’t want Deadspin to have to lie, would you?

The Capitals however, are welcome to come. Ovechkin can even have some nuclear launch codes as a parting gift.