If we’re bringing this all back to the NES days, I think someone needs to pop Dame Lillard out of the system and blow into him.

I guess that explains the shitty defense he’s playing.

A lesson to never put Katy Perry’s music in the copy machine.

replaced the excellent Jeremy Lin with the almost useless Ramon Sessions

Somebody had to be the 1 in Glass Joe’s 1-99.

Trump was ready to join in on the war but darn those pesky bone spurs!

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

Ah. The classic “I don’t care, therefore nobody cares”.

“P.J. then reported the bears as undocumented and the family was sent to a detention center.”

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

KAT had to get plenty of rest for the 47 minutes he gets to play today.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

Hey, at least the participants can get paid.

Around 47 minutes into the stream, his clearly sort of annoyed wife and young daughter came to say hello to him

At least he won’t have to remember that he sold out.

Make America Gabbert Again

Note he didn’t specify which flag or national anthem.

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs.