Oh yeah, golden roid-monsters and pink goo creatures were very serious business. THIS is clearly the tipping point into “nonsense”.

So is being a professional Manning hater good money?

Well said. And people starred that shit.

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

“You definitely would not be allowed to play golf in my foursome”

Fox: “We don’t know exactly what we’re doing.”

Hot take on take: If Rivers tried to make that throw to Manningham in SB 46 it still wouldn’t have come down yet.

Winking emojis aren’t automatically followed by a dick pic anymore?

Unless it comes out Jeter was also a donor to Trump, I think there’s dozens of more deserving fools for this list.

He’s taken the players to the woodshed every time the CBA comes up for renegotiation. They love him for that.As long as they’re safe from having to fully guarantee contracts or the players getting a bigger piece of the pie they’ll have his back.

I find it’s important to be on good terms with their pimp.

It’s like LinkedIn and Tinder combined in a Cronenberg movie.

Seems pretty close-minded for a dude who hasn’t been out of the Milky Way galaxy.

With all these old men fighting, I assume Stallone is involved in some way?

And directed by Brett Ratner. No shame out there.

Nobody said drink the flourine, professor.

Finally! Deadspin and Breitbart are on the same page.

She really doesn’t seem to address the abuse and coercing these women to send naked pictures. A lot of “I felt trapped” but not a lot of “I was really shitty to these people for no discernable reason.”. The deceit isn’t the worst of her actions, but it’s the only one she’s addressing.

Clinton wasn’t going to try to undercut the ACA, let ICE run amok like fucking stormtroopers or put climate deniers in every possible position of power she could. AND SHE WOULD HAVE CONDEMNED WHITE SUPREMACISTS! These people are so lost up in their own asses they just don’t care how many people are suffering. Because…

You can also look your kids in the eye and say you helped Donald Trump get elected by not voting for the only alternative that had a chance to defeat him. Bravo! That should be fun.