If only Trump were a more inspiring, gifted orator that calls Mexicans rapists, destroys families and wants to waste millions on building a wall, he’d be a grand enough candidate for the OP to vote for.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

“friendship is not just for good times but for difficult times too. That’s when you need to stand up.”

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.

Funny, I thought that was called “Free Agency” where he took a better offer somewhere else. Unless that DASTARDLY Melo forced Lin to sign on the dotted line.

Exactly! The Knicks were bound for greatness with Human Penguin Ray Felton and Amar’e Stoudemire’s Jell-O knee. Danilo Gallinari was going to be a star when he wasn’t in a suit.

Then why is it played at sporting events if it’s owned by the military?

Which is: don’t protest.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

I figured every sportswriter would love a guy concerned about playing the right way.

If the “plan” has a four season turnaround, we can expect to see the Sixers hoist the trophy this year, right Sam?

Philly is a shithole.

They’ll also be parking ICE agents at the entrances and make sure all pregnancies are carried to term.

I would think the best way to differentiate yourself from other Silicon Valley startups is by not being a penis.

Perhaps ESPN figures as long as the listener is happy to tune in to hear that Colin Kaepernick should be deported they don’t care whether they know it’s satire or not.

I hope Carmelo Anthony drops 76 points on them in his home opener.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

But the key difference is the Jets are only shitty for about half the year. And don’t have access to nukes.

A storied history befitting a team with a racist caricature still on their uniforms.

So you’re singling out the duck simply due to its color.