Mo Lewis needs to redeem himself and hit Brady with a tire iron.

You’d think his being buddies with Chris Christie would have taught him to get this stuff pinned on underlings.

Fortunately soon the cops will have a rocket launcher to point at you when they say this.

The brokerage specialized in deals on Mets tickets, but the buyers filed complaints because they were expecting to see a baseball game.

I will celebrate my Irish heritage by hurling this weekend as well.

Is there some way Autumn can kneel for the national anthem? These takes need a little more zest to them.

It’s not supporting slavery, it’s just honoring history.

I prefer shitty tweets with grit and heart. They have a shittiness that doesn’t always show up in the box score, but are vital to humanity’s suckage.

Trolling is basically irrelevant at this point. If anything, the guy doing it as an act is the most pathetic. At least a true moron lacks the capacity to know better.

Oh right. So the Cleveland Indians were founded by Native Americans who chose the mascot, just like Notre Dame was founded by Irish Catholics who chose their mascot?

“Dear Diary,

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

Bob Sapp

Kudos! Boxcar McGregor gassed just like you said he would.

The Cardinals will just promote Rally to manager to keep him around.

Adam Dunn, who was also awesome and smashed baseballs.

Hm. Well, I guess they aren’t as obvious to me. Go Team Not Nazis!

Yeah, you think the Nazis and the anti-Nazis are equally shitty. Which is preposterous.

...to ally against Nazis?

Only if you have no understanding of it, and then use your lack of understanding to complain that they dared to hire a lady to work with you.