Seems Alaska is the only place more racist than Boston.

The Punisher is technically a hero...

Kitty was real excited until he saw the actual size of the Cardinals.

Custer always made sure to crank one out right before taking the battlefield.

*Carmelo Anthony takes notes, commits assault in all NBA cities but Houston*

“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

Yes, but only on Shawn Bradley.

I’ve learned that they might, in fact, be Zac Efron. No reason to meet them and take that chance!

Bribes to FIFA officials bounce.

Throwing at Miguel Cabrera: still a safer way to leave the game than Uber.

So, (a highly unscientific poll) says 1 in 10 are offended, and you take that as nothing? Are you dumb enough to think the other nine were going “YEAH! KEEP THE MASCOT WE LOVE IT!”.

Because the U.S. Government committed genocide against them? Christ, it’s not even a cool-looking mascot. But nope, can’t even grant them the tiniest of concessions.

Fortunate that they have you to speak for them, I suppose!

Please don’t reply to me with inane garbage. Thanks!

“Albert, thank you for the extra Trump votes in 2020. Singlehandedly, you engender everything relevant as to why it will be a true landslide victory for the Forces of Good over the Forces of Evil.”

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

A lawful-evil necromancer who used the undead in glorified suicide missions, and referred to them only as “Freedom Fighters”. He was patriotic and loyal to the state while being a completely irredeemable bastard.

Report: Jordan Farmar Floated To the Top of the Toilet Bowl

If only Mr. Adelson had pulled out 83 years earlier.

“If you’ll allow me to affix my tinfoil hat for a brief moment”