“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

Yes, but only on Shawn Bradley.

I’ve learned that they might, in fact, be Zac Efron. No reason to meet them and take that chance!

Bribes to FIFA officials bounce.

Throwing at Miguel Cabrera: still a safer way to leave the game than Uber.

So, (a highly unscientific poll) says 1 in 10 are offended, and you take that as nothing? Are you dumb enough to think the other nine were going “YEAH! KEEP THE MASCOT WE LOVE IT!”.

Because the U.S. Government committed genocide against them? Christ, it’s not even a cool-looking mascot. But nope, can’t even grant them the tiniest of concessions.

Fortunate that they have you to speak for them, I suppose!

Please don’t reply to me with inane garbage. Thanks!

“Albert, thank you for the extra Trump votes in 2020. Singlehandedly, you engender everything relevant as to why it will be a true landslide victory for the Forces of Good over the Forces of Evil.”

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

A lawful-evil necromancer who used the undead in glorified suicide missions, and referred to them only as “Freedom Fighters”. He was patriotic and loyal to the state while being a completely irredeemable bastard.

Report: Jordan Farmar Floated To the Top of the Toilet Bowl

If only Mr. Adelson had pulled out 83 years earlier.

“If you’ll allow me to affix my tinfoil hat for a brief moment”

Do you have enough weed for the rest of the class?

And we’re supposed to trust the parent that’s abandoned his SEVEN OTHER CHILDREN!?

But it has “HD rumble”!

“Impeach Trump” is a pretty short idea for an article. Plus it’ll be at least a week or two before he commits an impeachable offense.

Jesus, you sound like Trumpenstein. So because the CIA/FBI has been wrong in the past....we ignore them? Listen to what Putin says?