Was it the second one with the mini "Hispanic" robots? Holy shit that was cringeworthy.

Yeah...no.

"Bro-fueled debauchery" is just a gay orgy, right?

But it wasn't Manny Machado running...

I'm thinking "Professor Lesbian" doesn't teach at an accredited university.

Jeter's kids will be incredibly confused why so many questioned their father's range when they were raised in 28 separate cities.

Tony LaRussa: glassy-eyed enough to be a Cardinal.

I guess it really was Duck Season.

If?

"If you want to receive Eli Manning act quickly, because he's bound to be intercepted by an unintended target."

No, read up on the First Amendment. It only protects against prosecution. Your employer can fire you for expressing an opinion if it considers it a detriment to their conducting business. It happens all the time. Whether you like it or not, 24/7, you represent the people you work for in some way. But he could try…

Why are you assholes trying to take my sourdough pretzels away?

Of course not, because then the headline would make no sense.

Animation somehow more inappropriate and disturbing than a tribute from nma.tv.

"Having two dicks isn't THAT bad."- Brenda Vick

"And the house special comes with a toy, correct?"

If steel-types start showing up we're going to have to do a lot better than condoms.

Mr. Mime sucks. The other students might just practice unsafe sex out of spite.

Mafioso that invented Whack-a-Mole blow up Italian eatery.

When players celebrate by spraying piss everywhere it's usually cans of Budweiser.