Jud-eh Friedlander

Input one, as in eat it. The Xbox is not to be played, but dined upon.

I'd play a new version of Plants Vs. Zombies on a Virtual Boy in Hell, so Facebook is no big deal. Huzzah for more PvZ!!!

Ancient people use ancient medium to warn citizens of dangers of modern entertainment.

The sequels always up the ante. So I assume the Avengers will be involved next time.

"I always miss ur face but winning boobs are.. well good Lord! You don't have Ike, but you've got me!"

The value is definitely going to be depressed by the constant Ganondorf threat. It's like building Hearst Castle in Fallujah.

Not his fault, all the best video is scrambled that late at night.

This would have been amazing 28 years ago. It was bad enough you found a dopey toad 7 times in a row, imagine if when you finally found her, the princess told you she was just appraising Bowser's castle. You weren't needed, and you murdered her client.

I really dislike this. The Wii U controller seemed like an infinitely more intuitive way for calling plays then the normal PS3/XBox controllers. I would have loved to try it, but graphics are king for the sports games. Oh well.

Next First Take: Tim Tebow and Jason Collins debate the impact of homosexuality on Linsanity. And Derek Jeter something something...

Crunchy Cheetos are an excellent gamer snack. If you grab the bottom of the back and dip towards your mouth they'll slide right in. Most snacks have funky shapes that would bounce right off, but the Cheeto will slide right in. A snacky log flume.

Awesome! Zombies were cool, but a swarm of bugs!? Are they Bullet Ants?

I gotta say, if Miyamoto told me to go fuck myself Super Mario Galaxy would lose a lot of its whimsy.

Goku had anger, only more altruistic reasons for that anger. He wasn't a robot. Vegeta's selfishness bordered on insanity: he would risk the lives of his family and himself on a strange and constantly changing notion of pride. He would fight like a cheating punk in some instances and try to act bushido in others. The…

I'm glad to see YetiZen is keeping the spirit of Entertainment 720 alive.

Thank you for clearing all of this up. I was wondering why PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Assassins) was protesting a new AC game.

I thought "Joseph Smith's Pro Skater" was a fair and evenhanded portrayal of Mormons.

Are we honestly using GIF saturation as a determination of how loved/despised certain personalities are?

"Madea Goes Spelunking"