Al Bundy refuses to let go of his glory days.

The only saving grace in school for young Pikachu is the poor soul down the hall that got named Jigglypuff.

But 4 had Olyphant as the baddie! And Justin Long stinks as an action-buddy, but I heard the guy who plays his son in 5 is a plank.

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Ugh, such hacks. "I made a game where you poop on 9/11! I are edgy!".

Nope, serious. Me and my buddies never had issues. Mind you, I tend to grip controllers harder than most. But as the comments have shown, it was an issue .

Furries need love on Valetine's Day, too!

Bah, I always made sure Mario and Bowser smooched. Now THAT was romantic.

I remember WoW putting those sort of notes in almost immediately after stories of "WoW addiction" were coming out. "Have fun with your friends outside of Azeroth, too." or something along those lines.

Yeah, I like the stick design on the 360 controller. Never had a slippage issue on the PS3, tho.

I'm a sucker for new Nintendo systems. I only really felt like I got burnt by the 3DS because of the price drop. As long as the system has backwards compatibility even a dearth of system specific games won't make it collect dust.

Why the indentations on the sticks? I don't recall people complaining that their fingers were sliding off the PS3 controllers.

Eeew, another "y'all are just haters" piece.

As some people noted in the comments section for the EGM review, it read like the game manual/back of the box. It was incredibly vague in what it was praising. The lack of specifics made it appear that either they didn't play that much of the game or weren't paying much attention. That could explain the score; it's…

Who are you people kidding? All you humans look the same.

Yeah, if you need a Tarantino flick to open your eyes to the horrors of slavery you might want to crack open a history book more often.

My Squirtle did get pretty pissy when I named it Toby.

Just go get yourself a penis. I hear they're everywhere.

It's about time developers are thinking about us guys. The ladies have access to 'rumble' features since the N64 days.

It's a masturbatory exercise for an out-of-touch intellectual. I think Drew's got the purpose down pretty well.