I find it interesting that neither of you actually sat on the couches before you bought them to see if they were comfortable for you. In our last round of furniture buying we tried a lot of couches and a surprisingly large number were awful to sit on. 

Ahem, I think you mean Derelicte!

Actually men are subject to the draft, there just has not been one. Also, this is more about Selective Service. Women should have to do it, or be denied money for education, just like men do for the same. That’s the point of the lawsuit... nothing to do with what you said. At all.

I mean, abolishion for everyone probably is the actual goal here.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

Either way, the ACLU taking up the military draft as an issue concerning gender discrimination seems to me to be a pitfall of liberal definitions of gender equality, which rely on the idea that women must seek to do everything that men do.

This is no more substantive than complaining about all the straight single women in rom-coms. Males are half the population, and fatherhood is an efficient way to dramatize and personalize motivation in a 120-or-fewer-minute feature.

Just watch Nobody to get your Action Dad fix

The problem with that is everybody getting extra-loaded before boarding, and/or sneaking booze on. The fights and terrible behavior would increase tenfold.

...you get elected...

I cannot wear flipflops. I feel my toes always gripping trying to keep the shoe on. And my big toes hate being separated from their smaller siblings. 

I will be so happy in 20 years when these young woke motherfuckers are on the other side of the generational divide and whatever woke thing they are championing now is deemed horrifically offensive and people are posting their 2021 tweets saying, “I can’t believe you used the work BIPOC to refer to people of color…

I read through the comments below and maybe its my old age (35), but can we just let it go? God damn he admitted he wasn’t perfect and is trying to make it better but ya’ll just ready to tear his limbs off for the attempt. Either you all are very unfunny in real life, or have no idea what it takes to write a joke and…

The fact that Nathan Fillion was overlooked for the role of Nathan Drake especially after the 2018 fan film is egregious.

Nathan Fillion already shot his load on the Uncharted short film, so redundant Uncharted movie is redundant.

I’m gonna continue ignoring that and watch this instead

My wife and I were binging Italian Giallo movies last Halloween-time and there was one movie by Lucio Fulci (like Dario Argento, but even more insane) and there was a scene where a woman went scuba diving in a bikini bottom like these (no top of course, and no weight belt, or buoyancy device, natch) and we figured it…

I was alive and wearing bathing suits in the 80s, and while the sides of the bottoms of the suits were cut up high (“lengthens the legs” we were told), the rest of the bathing suit was a regular old bathing suit you could wear in front of your grandmother. The suits pictured above are porno suits. Wear them if you…

But would a person who needed an abortion be able to run over an anti-abortion protestor under that? The implications are starting to confuse me.

Well they’re not in the womb so they shouldn’t be protected.