oh my laaaawrd you are right

Ok Gen Z, when we tried to tell you not to bring back low rise jeans, this is what we were trying to protect you from. Now yall are going to start getting tramp stamps.

Didi needs to take the L on this one, calling out specific ingredients not in a product is much more helpful for making informed decisions than saying who the audience is. Like “diabetic cookie” could mean anything, but “sugar-free” is pretty easy to understand. And some more-than-it-should-be percentage of people…

YES—I miss Millihelen, and Dress Code, and the column where people could crowdsource looking for a specific shoe or shirt or whatever.

Yes, but dying is not the right word. It would be like a Genie granting you youthfulness, but in return, you could only express yourself through vapid hot takes and you had to be hyperfocused on the moment. No self reflection, no mindfulness, no why is this important or not important? I use to take an occasional day…

I am here for Shelter Update, and Scary Stories. That’s pretty much it. I mean, I show up all the time and scan the room and then do a quick exit. (But I agree with exile, most of the stories leave me “hunh” since I don’t know or care, but I do like the long form takes when they happen).

Yesterday I paid off my student loans, 5 years ahead of schedule. I’ve been making triple payments for the last 16 months.

Dislcaimer: it kind of annoys me when people talk about their pets like they’re their children, but...

Let’s just lock the vegan, the carnivore, and the cross-fitter in a room and not let them out.

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

Chinese chicken salad sounds super yummy! I have been having variations of salad, all day, every day for like a month now. Part of this nutrition/health plan thing I’m doing. Lots of chicken or fish with salad or veggies. I’m pretty good at mixing it up, but Chinese chicken salad sounds different and fun.

So this week my husband was laid off. I’m a stay at home mom. We were about to apply for mortgages in April. So the first day of looking for jobs he gets an interview for district manager for a big donut chain. Later that day an old friend asked him to come in to talk and offered him a restaurant general manager…

I had lunch with the directors and fellow crew people of a play that’s coming up in October (it’s gonna be super tech-intense, and the director is enthusiastic about his vision, so we’re getting a jump on it).

Love me all you want baby.

Roasting it with oil/salt & pepper is also a hit with my family.

This house is what happens when Goth Girl/Boy falls in love with All American Quarterback Boy/Girl and they decide to throw caution to the wind and make it work even if both their friends and families never quite understand and I approve.

Not just misogynistic, misandrist too, perpetuating the age-old myth that men are relentless horndogs who only crave physical sex all the time and nothing else, and are incapable of connecting to their wives/partners as two emotional persons coming together.

The number of heads which I’m sure were nodding up and down in the audience during this verbal fecesfest is the saddest part of the tale.

My now husband and my’s second date lasted a grand 42 hours. We met for a drink after work on a Friday and chatted non stop all evening. We went back to his, and when we woke up in the morning he suggested breakfast, so we stopped at a place on the way to the tube station. I was totally inappropriately dressed, as it…

I mean, the way you put it