I’m on this train too. I was extremely leery of wrasslin’ a sproingy rubber thing in and out of my netherbits multiple times a day, and ew won’t it be gross? And it’s actually not! Well, okay, it IS, but it’s no grosser than any other option. And it’s super easy! And most of the time, you only have to deal with it…

Good Christ. There’s a REASON that tampons are literally/legally considered to be medical devices, and are regulated as such by the FDA. 

Rattler venom. Puffer fish toxin. Texas fire ants.

Clearly, the word ‘natural’ has ceased to have any real meaning...

Hey, cool, the President is using his platform to target an otherwise anonymous, innocent civilian for performing her civic duty. 

I bet Al Pacino is the world’s most exhausting date. Like dating a husky on trucker speed.

Actors often find themselves being introspective in order to access a character.

I worked in media in the early aughts (2003-2005 or so).

Shortly after we started dating, my husband and I went to the FL Keys, partly to see how well we got along when traveling together, but yeah, mainly to bone. It was...not the best trip I have ever been on. We ran out of condoms during the middle of the most colossal storm, so he decided it was IMPERATIVE that he dash…

It is either an Andy Kaufman esque bit that is incredibly poorly executed or so fucking brilliant we wont “get it” for years(not at all likely)or...someone in charge over at Jezebel clicked with this person and they are so out of touch with what their readers want they just keep churning this shit out.  

You guys are really committed to these shitty videos, aren’t you? 

Dear Brandi Glanville,

State Farm believes Shannon Doherty is “using cancer diagnosis to get a payout,” which is truly a not great thing to accuse a stage four cancer patient of. [Page Six]

“There’s also a lack of sun in Canada, and hot pavement, and strip mall parking lots.”

I assure you, there is no shortage of strip mall parking lots in Canada.

I like Nancy Pelosi ripping up the speech; as others have noted, it’s a small gesture to keep the Democratic base reminded of how much of a shit 45* is.

Also in the profile—some thoughts Eilish has on music that is not hers, including rap.

Sex Candle Ghost is one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ most underrated albums.

I have not read this book and I don’t really intend to because it doesn’t sound interesting to me and there seem to be some legitimate reasons why people are finding it tone deaf.

my takeaway was definitely different.