So we’re just gonna go ahead and ignore his friend(s) and pretend like this didn’t happen

It sucks, man. I hate it so much, particularly because I moved here from Colorado, and the mountain time zone is objectively the best time zone for sports viewing.

Rare is the injury that leads to an article on the team’s official website urging people not to forget that Carolina won the game.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Because they’re playing well. They will probably continue to play well. They will will look like a Super Bowl contender at the start of the playoffs, perhaps for a half, perhaps for a full game or even a game and a half. But it will end as it always does- with a deflated second-half and foolish, foolish time…

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

“Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?” - Roger Goodell

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

“but NEVER EVER use high beam so you “can see better” at night.”

This is quite possibly the most idiotic and nonsensical automotive rant I’ve ever come across.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yup, geo-nerd here too. Good ol’ Mercator projection cracks me up when it’s misused like this.

Fuck this entire program and school.

Beautiful choice of safe vehicles you have there sir

This reminds me of the time when I had my X5 (I loved that truck, btw). I’d gone to pick up smokes at a 7-11 that was in a little strip mall near my place.

Well, you see, it’s just fine to offend a Christian because they are a Christian, after all, Crusades and abusive priests or some shit. Bt, we absolutely can’t offend an atheist because it might go against their religious beliefs or something. After all, it makes a lot of sense to be offended by a lot of people…

If that is what you resent, you have other issues that are a hell of a lot more personal.

Actually “catty-corner” is quite common based on the word “cattywampus” or “catawampus.” I’ve heard catty-corner many times, much more than kitty-corner.