It is a fucking unbelievable piece

No you won’t move anywhere else.

Nah, 93 Bonneville, forest green with gold accents.

Back when I actually cared about Washington football, Brian Mitchell was my guy. He’s not top three but he warrants a “oh riiiight that dude” mention. Maybe top 10?

Brian Mitchell did it more consistently and longer than anyone. He doesn’t have the breathtaking highlights that Hester has, but he got the job done for over a decade.

But he also played over two decades ago, and athletes have evolved to a ridiculous degree since then, with LeBron serving as the ideal 21^st century prototype.

This is what I think about every time Mercury Morris shows up to run his mouth about their perfect season. Most people, given a time machine, would use it to…

“4. Pocket glasses”

Corny as it sounds, I always ask my kids after any game/test/competition/evaluation of any sort, win or lose, pass or fail, “Did you do the best you could?” They’ll say yes, and then I’ll say, “Then I couldn’t be prouder.” Then I give them a hug and a kiss and I tell them to never forget how much I love them. Then we…

Turn those diesels back on! Turn those diesels back on!

You know perfectly well we don’t carry around $14.7 billion in cash!

Did you just call the 500L a “future classic”?

Pittsburgh called the Yankees to gauge their interest. Yankees said they might be in another 2 or 3 years perhaps.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

Why was David Tracy’s suggestion of “100 broken Jeeps!” rejected?

Nice Passat

I am a millennial and I am deeply offended by thi..... Damnit.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

i knew this existed but never researched it more. Soooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!