This is the correct take.

Yup, the Brita stays in one half of the double sink because it’s a shitty model that leaks. I called Brita about it, and they sent me 2 more of the same pitcher. So, I’ll be using these goddamn leaky things for years!

Oblate spheroids

If he dies, he dies. (shrug)

I...I like this. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about that. Strangely conflicted.

This image kills me. Receiver gloves and his girlfriend (wife?) is smuggling baby heads in her shirt.

In late, but the early 90's Chevy Caprice we were given on the island of Eluethera in the Bahamas circa 2000 was severely clapped out. Shocks were shot, the entire suspension was suspect, the tires were bald, it stank, and it got 10 mpg. But it was a great fishing car, we couldn’t make it any worse, so all we did was…

Hey everyone, check out how awesome my Tesla is! I’m so tired of Teslas. Ugly ass cars.

Came here for this, thanks. As a Skins fan living in Colorado, it’s so much fun to follow Andy Reid and his terrible, terrible coaching decisions against the rest of the AFC West. Knowing he’ll blow it at the most opportune moment is such great fun.

Fair warning on the Subie, the stereo is integrated with the climate controls. Why does this matter? Because it has a 6 disc changer and no aux port. And you can’t replace the stereo with an aftermarket. Your only hope is to spend ~$300 at a car stereo place or try and monkey with the electrical to insert your own aux…

I’m gonna go with a Suzuki Swift 1.3 FWD (full stock) for Oliver Amon and a Fiat Uno 1.4 for Arpad Turoczi...

New York City? Get a rope...

Right?! I would never use my high beams to assist me in seeing things better in the dark. Dumbest shit I’ve read in a while. And I’ve been on Jez lately...

Yup, geo-nerd here too. Good ol’ Mercator projection cracks me up when it’s misused like this.

My friends and I are heading out 66W in Northern Virginia for a weekend of camping. Friend driving, his girlfriend riding shotgun, me in back behind driver, and other friend behind passenger in a ~2000 Jetta. We are in the left lane going about 70 (speed limit 65) and a small car with 2 fat girls comes tearing up…

Thanks for your input Nancy. Now go play with your dolls.

Holy shit, I’ve never seen this before. It is fantastically terrible. Cheesy Bob is best Bob.

Windshield wipers

There used to be a turbo 900 around NoVA that had a personalized plate that read “SNAAB”. Funny. And yes, everyone in NoVA has personalized plates. Cause money is for spending.

Goddamn, I love me some GIS. Don’t see that too often.