Now that I’ve seen the replies and explanations; this is some stupid shit. As someone below said, it’s just for the sake of being German and applying German engineering to everything, just because.

Damn, made me spit out my lunch. Bravo.

Good question. Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Well done. How very tolerant you are of people with different views than you. Stupid bitch.

I spent a good few minutes staring at this picture and thought the same. Damn, that’s weird...

Not to echo what everyone else is saying, but Chase, just buy a damn Subaru and enjoy it. The Symmetrical AWD system is better than most other AWD systems so you can go through snow without any issue. I have a Subaru Outback (sedan) in Colorado and it’s like driving a snowmobile.

Now this is an interesting read! I’m not even really into F1, but this is how automotive journalism is done, boys and girls. Carry on.

Exactly my thought. I understand Jalopnik is trying to increase staff, but this just isn’t good. At all. Sorry, not sorry. Meh.

It all depends on where you are. Here in Colorado, land of the Subaru, you pay a premium for them. There’s a reason everyone out here drives them, the Subaru AWD system is so much better than the Holden AWD systems on most other cars. It’s like driving a snow mobile in the snow.

This would never happen at Easterns Motors, where your job is your credit (credit). Talk to me Clinton Portis!

Star for you sir. Side note; how are those guys still employed? Click bait headlines?

“No, Mel Gibson is a casino’s big lemon” is my personal favorite palindrome; what’s yours? And don’t act like you don’t have one...

I always ask any Taurus owner if they have the coveted, but hard to find, CLI model.

Sorry Vikings fans, but you root for a team with AP on it, and karma will catch up with you.

I haven’t even finished this yet, but damn, savage af! Clearly Torch does not want to test drive another Lexus.

Gonna go ahead and guess this was in Florida...

Ok, I have to reply when a figure four is mentioned. I agree, it’s the best finisher ever. I used to get so mad at Flair when he’d use it for too long and hold the ropes against Sting or the Rock n Roll Express. I guess that’s why he’s the dirtiest player in the game.

My friend in high school had one very similar to yours, but it was a diesel 5 speed. I don’t think it would even get to 60...

Any Jerry Reed reference gets a star from me, son.

Same here. $25K for a RANGER?!?! Automatic CP.