(Straightening my tie) I’m gonna go get the paper. Get the paper.

Yes! That post was hilarious. I’M YELLOW

I have the relatively rare 2005 Outback Sedan type R 3.0. It’s great in the snow and has the same ground clearance as my wife’s 2009 Explorer. Sorta zippy too.

This is why people don’t like the police. Well, that, and cops shooting people for no reason too, I guess...

Never heard him speak either. Wow. Sounds like Eddie Murphy’s imitation of a white guy talking.

My dad wasn’t really into cars, though his favorite car he ever owned was his 74 Pinto station wagon. It was green with a 4 speed. He totaled it and walked away without a scratch. This is the 13th Father’s Day that’s passed since he’s been gone. I sure do miss him.

Savage!

OK, so what’s the secret to posting an image in a comment? I always get an error message.

Savage af!

I’ll be the one to say it I guess; but stupid is as stupid does. Not saying the guy isn’t a douche for doing this, but these are some remarkably dumb girls. Is it rape if you meet a guy in a bar and you believe all his lies, sleep with him, then find out he was lying? No.

I def tugged it to that music video. Several times.

Teacher: Are you in my class?

Damn, terrible, yet hilarious.

My father worked at the Blue Bird bus plant in Iowa way back. I always remember Blue Bird better built school bus bodies.

Don’t get me started about the pixie dust! That bitch spreads pixie dust around like it’s going out of style. Emergencies only! Not a chance. I’d use pixie dust to help me shit if I thought it would do any good. Wasteful.

This got a literal lol from me. Have a star.

I always thought the 0.0 stickers meant they’ve been to Key West or wherever I-95 begins.

Gonna have to go with the 26.2 stickers. Yup, you’re better than me because you can run far. Great job. Be proud. Now fuck off.

Agree, I see Salt Life stickers in COLORADO! No where near the ocean. Also, the font makes it look like “Slut Life” to me.

I saw my first one in the wild a couple days ago. It also had eyelashes on the headlights! 65+ year old woman with white hair. Not surprising.