Torch is gonna hear it from the Jez crew, what with assuming God is a man, not a woman. Watch out.

Between Penn St and any sports team in Philly and/or Pittsburgh, let’s just give the state of PA over to ISIS. Have fun.

Right there with you Mr. Joshua. How’s the arm healing?

Only certain counties in Colorado require emissions. Strangely enough, it doesn’t appear to be related to size as Denver is in Arapahoe county and yes they get emissions testing done. But Colorado Springs is in El Paso county and we don’t need emissions testing.

Total crap. He left his feet and went for the head. Should be 2 games.

Nope, you’re not wrong. Letang is a dirtbag.

It’s not the sun rising; it represents the 300 days a year of sunshine we get.

Yup, I cringed when I saw that. Oof indeed. Said in the same manner as Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

Went to see Alladin in the theater as a Senior in high school. Dropped 2 hits on my tongue right before the movie started. Great movie, just not as long as that trip. Had to drive home in the rain. It was difficult.

Starred for an out loud chuckle at work.

I get the oversize uvula after a hard night of drinking. That mufukey hangs low and I get scared I’m going to swallow it and it’ll be gone forever. Or until I shit it out.

Judge: This was against a Philadelphia team? I’ll allow it.

Godless heathens. It was a mistake. Relax.

And you can shoot a .50 cal!

Any comments on a Hamilton Nolan article.

This guy is such a donk. Get a job. Grow up and pay your bills. Contribute something to society, other than your “writing” aka “drivel”.

How do you get someone to want to get off a submarine? How do you get someone to want to get off a nuclear submarine?

All the stars for you!

There are several missile warning radars maintained by the Air Force; no mention of those? Or are those on the DL?

I always liked the ~2002 era Lincoln LS V8s. Those were comfy quick.