Yes. Came here to say that. In special secret legal Latin that the tow company can grasp, “No, hoss.”

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Grateful Dead Hell in a Bucket is a better song choice

Sleeper. You’re doing it wrong.

makes sense... never thought of those

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

The house was empty, the owners had moved out. I sort of did it without asking. I wonder what my agent thought.

That is the only reason I bought the house. I actually made sure I could parallel park my 1985 500SL in the middle before making an offer.

Do you not just look at that man and know he is drowning in poon?

OK, I’m feeling really stupid so someone help, but be nice; where are the wheel studs?

Whats wrong with that last posted picture. Looks like shot with a fishlense or the truck got sucker punched. Fat lip pushed to the side bumper.

All these other choices are crap. I mean, someone suggested an Allroad, for fuck’s sake.

Roll on, eight-wheeler, roll on.

I knew someone down here was feeling what I’m feeling. This is not a good start

Bobby Heenan is a goddamned national treasure. The heat that man drew was off the scale.

Damn, your friend’s sister moved to Detroit just to work at a Subway?

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Wives are so dam reasonable in these situations... what a buzzkill.